Sunday, September 14, 2008

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thousand and one' REASONS FOR NOT UPDATING THE BLOG

  1. Fantastic tests 8, 22 and 29 September;
  2. The lack of new internet connection at home;
  3. Dirt public library computer that does not make me log into my blog;
  4. L ' I left the card to access internet point at home-parents
  5. Having stupid thoughts that haunt my head ... like when you send an e-mail, and for a moment you feel to have it sent to the wrong person, that person must not be aware of the contents of the mail ... Once there was reassured, however, is wearing an adrenaline rush that makes it difficult to formulate a thought logical and well thought out;
  6. The post-bureaucratic wrangling ersamus;
  7. stress from post-bureaucratic dispute Erasmus
  8. The hours passed before the Internet, the transport site of the City, trying to decipher the location of urban bus, because I do not want to take a taxi to take only 15 minutes walk away (although I have 4 bags with me ... even if the road is almost all uphill), and, if in one year I managed to decipher the map of urban transport (and not) in Paris, it means that the problem is not mine ...
  9. Look for the number of taxi
  10. horoscope that tells me to start from now to enjoy a nice surprise that will happen during the week;
  11. If it refers to an update to the website of the Municipality, comes late;
  12. moments reminiscent of post-erasmus advertisement Costa Cruises;
  13. The melanin in my body that issues the event.

Nevertheless, I must admit I feel quite ready to break the world, and maybe even a bit to andargli 'meeting: perhaps, if ultimately we did not go over well, it is also to blame mine.

Maybe.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

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TRAINS AND TRAIN

Last night I had a dream: I was on a train, and knew I had to stop to, but not mentioned or why, nor for that, I also knew that I would not have done. Arriving at the bus stop, I decided to give a damn, and go down anyway. As the train leaves, I remember what was the reason I had to keep anchored to the carriage, I unpacked my backpack and all my belongings were scattered on the seats. At that point I decide to panic: try stationmasters, look up phone numbers, until it comes into my head this thought: "But this is only a dream. Just wake me up." And I woke up.
This only serves to confirm my thesis, namely that my brain was something wrong.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

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Welcome back in Italy! that is, those things that when I saw them I thought, "nooooooooooooooo, can not be true ..."

  • have virtually erased the intercity, and increased the cost of train ticket ... but I say that I do two-hour Eurostar on the Florence-Bologna?
  • My mother took full possession of my closet;
  • My neighbor has made a leather armchair of Roma children, before they were fingerprinted and he gets on your pants inchostro;
  • Altar has made his name tattooed on his arm, probably fearing to forget that one of the drunk erasmus Portuguese;
  • The Creeper Lagoon in concert;
  • Nuclear power plants: it will take 15 years to build, and in 2030 the reserves of uranium will be finished ... which means that we will be on the streets to build something that will be useless, and that for the short time that will be in business, fill us with nuclear waste,
  • The world anti-racism ... I do not understand why I did not know that there (next year I want to take a team too!);
  • Guitar - Hero;
  • I do not know how, but all are not only engaged, but they are also starting to give birth ...

Saturday, June 28, 2008

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comment recent survey on the preferred destinations for expatriate

Dear friends, we finally arrived

the long awaited moment: the comment of the last poll published on this blog.

It is right to underline that the first two places you have placed the following destinations:

Middle-earth (46% of votes);
Amsterdam (30%).

This result indicates a serious loss of confidence in the real world, which is preferred to a parallel reality ...

Now if you'll excuse me, I must run away, because there are only three days at the end of my Erasmus ...