Sunday, December 13, 2009

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The first lesbian mayor in the United States: Annis Danette Parker Mayor of Houston Texas

A NNIS D anette Parker was born May 17, 1956, declared a lesbian, is the new mayor of Houston, Texas. He previously worked in the Houston City Council since 1997. The city 'Texas in Houston, the fourth of the U.S. population, has a female mayor and then "lesbian", and it' s the first time this has happened in a large American metropolis
Parker had won a majority of votes in the November 2009 for election as mayor, but had not passed the threshold of 50% and then having to go to the ballot. He then defeated the lawyer Gene Locke, a runoff in December 2009. When taking office in January 2010, Parker will be the second American woman to have served as the first openly gay mayor of a major American city. Previously
Parker ran unsuccessfully for City Council District C in 1991 and again in 1995, finishing in third place among the elect, thanks to the post left vacant by Sheila Jackson Lee, after his election to Congress. In 1997, Parker
prevailed in the runoff election, becoming the first lesbian to be declared elected to city council. He was re-elected twice to the same post in 1999 and 2001 without even going runoff.
Parker was born and raised in the community of Spring Branch on the west side of Houston, where he attended public schools. His mother was an accountant while his father worked for the Red Cross. In 1971, when Parker was 15 years old, his family moved to Germany for two years in a U.S. Army base in Mannheim, where his work as a hospital volunteer for the organization of the Red Cross youth section. also working in the library of the base.
Parker since 1974, he attended Rice University through the National Merit Scholarship and has played to keep the most diverse work, graduating in 1978. Before becoming Parliamentary
, Parker worked in the oil and gas industry for over 20 years, including 18 years at Mosbacher Energy. In addition, she co-owns the Inklings Bookshop by the late 1980s until 1997 and president of the Neartown Civic Association from 1995 to 1997.
Parker plays the role of Director of the Board of Directors of Holocaust Museum Houston and Girls Inc. and Mayor Auditor Zoo Houston, Montrose Counseling Center, Bering Omega Community Services, and Trees for Houston. The new mayor is also involved in historic preservation efforts to Houston and received the "Good Brick Award" by the Cultural Heritage Preservation Alliance Greater Houston for his commitment to restauraurare historic buildings in the Old Sixth Ward.
Annis Parker and his partner Kathy Hubbard, have been together since 1990 and have adopted two daughters.
Parker told his supporters: "I am aware of the meaning of this victory for many of us are convinced that we would never have been able to access the most 'high levels, this vote has changed the world for gays, lesbians , bisexuals and transgender community, as it has changed for the better life for all Houstonians, and this will point my administration. "
Parker has never hidden his sexual orientation, although the topic had become a central issue in the election campaign after the attacks of anti-gay activists and conservative religious groups, who argued Locke, who sent an avalanche of mail order 'homosexual behavior' the candidate. The 61enne Locke, who ran as a 'second black mayor of Houston, has tried to distance themselves from homophobic attacks, still courting the conservative vote.
gay and lesbian organizations across the country have competed for support Parker and collected money for his campaign, and invited voters to vote on it.
The mayor-elect, and 'appeared in the Convention Center of town', packed for the occasion, along with his partner, Kathy Hubbard, their two daughters, Kay and her mother. Other cities 'of the United States have or have had a gay mayor, but none of them are' big. Among these, Cambridge, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Providence in Portland, Oregon. Houston is a city with a Democratic majority and about 25% of the population is black, while a third is Hispanic. About 60 thousand residents say they homosexuals.
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Annis Danette Parker, his partner Kathy Hubbard and two daughters.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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Ts, A YEAR TO SEPARATE AND DISCOVER LESBIAN "

Beatrice says the 12-month wait between application and hearing. "And there were still five judges. Now it's worse. " He lives with his daughter Marta and Il Secolo XIX
"Poor thing. I'm really not condemned to be separated here in Genoa. If I, with a consensus, it took me a year instituted at the first hearing, I dare not think what will happen now, we have only three judges instead of five. " He smiles sweet Beatrice. With the air of one who has finally reached the serenity. Not just because you found "free state" noted on their identity cards. But for having "understood" what is on his way. Following his inclination. Beatrice, 40, artist, now lives with his partner, psychologist. And with his daughter Beatrice who was the former husband, a bank employee.

him, as he took it? "Not good. Indeed, it is bad - admits her slender hands twisting and immaculate - Before getting married, I told him that I was bisexual. He was accepted without problems. But when I asked for the separation, has not begun to understand. To not want. Still less, then, to accept my life with Martha, my companion. His family? ". Would be a sardonic laugh, but melts into a grin: "They know nothing. Officially. At least, they say. Do not ask. "

finished a marriage, the ties remain with the family of the other. Especially if there is a middle child as Beatrice and her ex-husband. "Of course, the child sees the grandparents and relatives of the father - confirms the artist - but they are not asking for anything. Not even her. Officially they do not know. Or maybe not even want to know ...». The girl, however, obviously knows. How

experienced the separation from his father, followed by a companion next to the mother? "The fact that it was little help - says Beatrice - Children have far fewer of us filters. They live all very natural, as it should be. It was precisely her to ask my girlfriend to spend some time with us at night. And my daughter always asked her why not come and live with us forever. Of course, Martha has entered our life on tiptoes. With extreme caution. "

Then it happened to her mother, explaining what was going on and how it changed your life. Not easy. Beatrice does not move, "I said that Martha and her mother loved her." But almost all the other children have parents of different sexes: a father and a mother. Maybe with the addition of new companions, in the case of separate extended families. It is not easy to digest its diversity. How has protected his daughter? As he tried to avoid injuries? "It's amazing. But she has to select his friends - said Beatrice, in a mixture of tenderness and pride for her daughter this all taken from defending his unusual family from the rest of the world - you are with everyone. But only some of them confides. Since then invites them home. And starts attending with their mothers. It's all very quiet and normal. The societàè much less complex than see the politicians and legislators. Our family has been accepted. We do not put posters, but people are not stupid. He sees and understands. And no problem. "

His family home he's made someone? This time the smile of Beatrice is really happy, "Nooo. My partner has been greeted with great naturalness. With joy. As was another daughter. Or another sister. " In short, a happy island. She did not miss anything? "The social recognition. For my daughter. If something happened to me, would also miss Martha. It could be next. "

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

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Vive la France!

The French are not human .... are French. I feel and I see strange people because of my work, but the only people capable of self inchiappettarsi because of its chauvinism are the French.

I had a nice truck imports arriving from Istanbul, with several lots of goods on board. Contact all the recipients for instructions on customs clearance. Then came the French.

When dial phone keep me waiting more or less twenty years, until I answered a very kind gentleman who speaks English perfectly (is not it ironic, he spoke really well). I do leave your email address, around copies of the documents and the request as soon as possible to provide instructions and information to issue documents transit.

After half a day still do not get answered. Send them a reminder.
The next morning I find the receipt, but no answer.

Ritelefono. The friendly Anglophone I swear it's in half an hour I mandarenno instructions. I feel that if we download a bonded warehouse in the account will be salty.

the evening still had not got a shred of response, was also to send me to sweep the sea.

the morning after I write another letter, making a copy of Mr. R. (Big boss bwana you look right!). After another half day with no signs of life by the French.

mid-afternoon I get an email from Mr R, in French, asking these funny guys the same things that I asked myself.

Zacchi! Not even five minutes later comes the reply (in French) with the final addition to a fine "to see early on that it is urgent! We need the goods the day after tomorrow !!!".

I turn to look shocked Mr. R with a seraphic smile that great sage of the mountain (like a Gandalf de no'artri) it comes out:

"I am French, I know I'm not normal!"

Sunday, September 6, 2009

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Baku wandering this unknown constant danger

I do not know why but one of my customs agents have a true allergy to Azerbaijan. Make him a customs bill for that country is an adventure every time.

There once was a finely crafted, with a very nice header: XXXX Ltd - Kurbannespesova str. 11 - Baku Azerbaijan.

Easy no?

comes the customs bill and, miraculously, the return address is right. For the sake throw your eye on the "country of export", which shows the symbol of the country of destination. IT Italy, MD Molsavia, XS Serbia, Azerbaijan AZ ago. I look at is what I see? RU .... that is going to RUSSIA!
F
phone to my friend looking for explanations. The goods must be started within three days and the bubble is wrong! Totally wrong! According to you, if you see a finance bill that goes into the bubble with Azerbaijan and Russia destination, the sender and what makes us? Palo, sticks, torches ... fines of thousands of euro sounding.

E - F but what the hell have you been doing with the bubble of XXXX?
F - Why is there something wrong?
E - The goods must be in Azerbaijan and you put the country of destination Russia!
F - But why? The azerbiajan is not in Russia?
E - Perestroica, Solidarnosh, the Berlin Wall .... F you realize that communism has collapsed and that the URRSS no longer exists?
F - What do you want that much change is always extra cee?
E - F you know how angry you finance for false statements like that?

?? - F YOU ARE A DEFICEEEEENTEEEEE !!!!!!

At that moment I realized that our hero had the hands-free phone that her boss had heard everything.
After a long series of screams unintelligible, interrupted from insults and roar, I heard the little voice from F. ..

"Now I cancel my bubble .... and am referring you to prepare for Friday."

Thursday, August 27, 2009

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Goods to be collected in France for transport Georigia. Pass the order to my vector specifying trust to tell the sender that the goods client of XXX in Tbilisi in Georgia.
The next day I called the mystic carrier with a priceless pearl:

V - The goods we have withdrawn this morning
E - Excellent. When you can bring?
V - For weekend ... abroad is not it?
E - You go to Georgia so I have to charge transport without VAT.
V - Ma .. Where is Georgia?
E - O_O .... O_O The Georiga is in Georgia, Watch which is a state.
V - Ah! Yes! Georgia is ... in Georgia!


Another time like a pearl was created by a customer of genius

C - Hello I need a quote for transport in Iran ...
E - Of course ... I need some information
C - What?
E - City of departure, destination city and details of packages to be transported
C - Then the good part from Imperia and I have to bring it up in Ankara
E - Gulp! Look who is in Ankara Turkey
C - What are you saying! I know very well where it is!
E - Trust Ankara is the capital of Turkey.
C - I know very well where are my customers! What do you think!
E - Listen, do the test ... Ankara circles on google maps.
C - Va Bene
noise of fingers pound the keyboard with the delicacy of a hydrophobic Hun.
E - Then
C - Eeeehm .... here ... he was right.



Probably he is convinced that Moscow and Tehran both in China and Finland.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Finally I'm back to having to repair a long journey (it is only a month, nothing compares with the Erasmus experience, but this time they are really "all alone and miserable"), and I was placed in front of the real problem. I will try to expose it briefly, this afternoon I realized that it needed the following things:
  • a door-computer that you can keep your little Netty, otherwise known as the "healthy carrier of the thesis of the Specialist" (also called PSTS);
  • A beam
  • hand, but not too professional ... rather, think about it, almost a small backpack, camping ...
  • A bag semi-professional can contain tons of books and documentation that I'll have you back in the next nine months (a pregnant woman less fatigue ...)
I was wandering in desperate Evil Mall (accompanied as always by the Fantastic Evin), when ... Miracle! Appearance! Ecstasy! Eureka! I found it!
Him! The inimitable! The only! The irreplaceable! The

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nb: is not an advertisement, and nobody paid me to write the above ...

Thursday, July 30, 2009

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HEADINGS - CUSTOM Tariffs

What a heading? It 's a nice numeric code that identifies a certain type produced in the customs system. As you can imagine all the bubbles customs must include the headings of the various products.
This is not so simple. For example, you want to export a closet? Please note that the headings for the cupboards are so many .... cabinets for the living room, for the bedroom, office, and closets "where not elsewhere specified" (do not ask what kind of closet is).

Here follows a pair of output of one of my customs agents, absolutely unforgettable.

1) WHAT ARE THE PANTS?

From a conversation actually took place between my colleague and the guard and F.

F: You know I've seen several products on the invoice ...
E: Excuse me?
F: Panties, socks, t-shirts .....
E: What do you know?
F: What are clothes?
E: No, look, have nuclear weapons!
F: Seriously I have to put that heading
E: Clothing of textile materials maybe?


2) The extinguisher MYSTERIES

We were exporting a truck full of carbon dioxide extinguishers. There is a beautiful heading that reads "whether or not charged fire extinguishers and similar equipment.
Do you think he used that? Nooooooo
He used his voice to liquid carbon dioxide! Who does not export liquid carbon dioxide with a truck tarpaulin and no container!


3) THE BELIZE IS NOT 'IN SOUTH AMERICA
The customer invoice was made out to a company in Belize and clearly stated, as the final destination of the goods, an address in Baku (capital of Azerbaijan). The recipient of the customs bill was drawn more or less like this:
Sith LLC
3 XXX Road
Belize City (Azerbaijan)





Stay tuned for future adventures of the legendary F.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

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NOTE: what you see written between () are my thoughts


A normal working day in the group of freight forwarders.

- Riiing! Riiing!

When will the phone rings? When you have to do a fucking course.
You can not not respond, not the mail client issues.

- Hello? (Right now you had to call?)
Ah .... um ... Good morning.
- Hello you, how can I help? (And hurry up!)
- Here .... My name is XXX and YYY
by name - to her Buongiono XXX, are E. tell me what did need. (And do it before tomorrow)
- Here I would see a problem and I need help. You see I'm supposed to go to Tehran ...
- Excuse me? (EH? Go? Took me to Club Med this?)
- Um ... and who knows the flight tickets are expensive.
- I guess, but look what we trasportiami goods, we have no coach for Iran.
- Yeah I guess but here ... I thought ...
- ...... (No please do not think!)
-.... how do I pay for travel with the driver?
- No, no. You can not do, sorry. (Another Merda! mentecato)
- If you want to travel with the goods!
- Look, the crime of illegal immigration exists in Iran! (Holy shit! Do you want me to go to jail?)
- But it's a little 'flexible, please
- Listen ... I'm not going to jail, the driver either. Please have a little 'common sense!
- She's just rude! We even travel with you to dream!

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NOTE: what you see written Among ( ) are my thoughts


A standard working day in forwarder's circle.

- RIIING! RIIING!

When the telephone has to ring? When you're fucking full of to do of course.
You must answer, never must the Customer wait!

- Hallo? (Why did you have to call now?)
-Ah.... ehm... good day.
- Good Day to you, how may I help you? (Mooooveeee!)
- EEHHm.... My name is XXX and I call from YYY
- Good day to you mr.XXX, please tell me what do you need. (and do it before tomorrow)
- I..how to say...have a problem. You see... I have to go to Tehran
- Sorry? (EH? Go? Does he thinks we're the Club Med?)
- Ehm... you know airplane tickets are expansive.
- I know, but we carry goods, we don't organize bus to Iran
- Yes, I supposed so, but.. but I thought .
- ...... (no please, don't think)
-.... how much do you make me pay to travel with the driver?
- No, no. This can't be done, sorry. (Shit! Another weirdo!)
- If you want I can travel with goods!!!
- The crime of clandestine immigration does exists in Iran to, you know. (Holy crap!! I'm not going to jail for you!!).
- Come on, be a little flexible please!!
- Listen..I'n not going to jail, the drive Neither. Please use common sense burdens.
- You are really rude! I will never ever travel with you!

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do the job of operating a forwarder. My work is seen by many as heavy, stressful, and so on .... what people do not know is how many hilarious surprises this work may be reserved. After seeing a number of discernment and an endless supply of oddities imebcilità I decided to share the joy of being an agent with the rest of the world.


My job is working for an international freight forwarder. Consider This Many People Being jo as stressing, heavy, etc. .... Does what people know is how may exhilarating surprises might reserve. After seeing an interesting amount of weird thing and an infinite stupiditiy supply I decide to share the joy of being a frowarder with the rest of the world.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

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at this time, many of my buddies are writing thesis, except my cousin who graduated Tuesday. For those who are grappling with the Fantastic World of the thesis, I have stretched this series of tips: If you spend
  1. the first three days crying in front of the computer, do not worry: it is normal
  2. 're exempt from the normal procedures for the maintenance of personal hygiene;
  3. But if you want to go out on Saturday night See remedy: even your social life languishes, the case does not seem to worsen the situation further;
  4. There is only one person able to withstand Thee: your dog
  5. If the dog runs away, maybe you're exaggerating;
  6. View to do some walking, or at least raise the shutters, if you do not want to assume a spectral
  7. If your dream is to get you grow fangs and bite the jugular, go ahead;
  8. However, remember that becoming a vampire does not exempt you from the laurel;
  9. With what you paid tuition fees ...
  10. Last advice: stay calm, so the argument does not read any.