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HEADINGS - CUSTOM Tariffs

What a heading? It 's a nice numeric code that identifies a certain type produced in the customs system. As you can imagine all the bubbles customs must include the headings of the various products.
This is not so simple. For example, you want to export a closet? Please note that the headings for the cupboards are so many .... cabinets for the living room, for the bedroom, office, and closets "where not elsewhere specified" (do not ask what kind of closet is).

Here follows a pair of output of one of my customs agents, absolutely unforgettable.

1) WHAT ARE THE PANTS?

From a conversation actually took place between my colleague and the guard and F.

F: You know I've seen several products on the invoice ...
E: Excuse me?
F: Panties, socks, t-shirts .....
E: What do you know?
F: What are clothes?
E: No, look, have nuclear weapons!
F: Seriously I have to put that heading
E: Clothing of textile materials maybe?


2) The extinguisher MYSTERIES

We were exporting a truck full of carbon dioxide extinguishers. There is a beautiful heading that reads "whether or not charged fire extinguishers and similar equipment.
Do you think he used that? Nooooooo
He used his voice to liquid carbon dioxide! Who does not export liquid carbon dioxide with a truck tarpaulin and no container!


3) THE BELIZE IS NOT 'IN SOUTH AMERICA
The customer invoice was made out to a company in Belize and clearly stated, as the final destination of the goods, an address in Baku (capital of Azerbaijan). The recipient of the customs bill was drawn more or less like this:
Sith LLC
3 XXX Road
Belize City (Azerbaijan)





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A normal working day in the group of freight forwarders.

- Riiing! Riiing!

When will the phone rings? When you have to do a fucking course.
You can not not respond, not the mail client issues.

- Hello? (Right now you had to call?)
Ah .... um ... Good morning.
- Hello you, how can I help? (And hurry up!)
- Here .... My name is XXX and YYY
by name - to her Buongiono XXX, are E. tell me what did need. (And do it before tomorrow)
- Here I would see a problem and I need help. You see I'm supposed to go to Tehran ...
- Excuse me? (EH? Go? Took me to Club Med this?)
- Um ... and who knows the flight tickets are expensive.
- I guess, but look what we trasportiami goods, we have no coach for Iran.
- Yeah I guess but here ... I thought ...
- ...... (No please do not think!)
-.... how do I pay for travel with the driver?
- No, no. You can not do, sorry. (Another Merda! mentecato)
- If you want to travel with the goods!
- Look, the crime of illegal immigration exists in Iran! (Holy shit! Do you want me to go to jail?)
- But it's a little 'flexible, please
- Listen ... I'm not going to jail, the driver either. Please have a little 'common sense!
- She's just rude! We even travel with you to dream!

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NOTE: what you see written Among ( ) are my thoughts


A standard working day in forwarder's circle.

- RIIING! RIIING!

When the telephone has to ring? When you're fucking full of to do of course.
You must answer, never must the Customer wait!

- Hallo? (Why did you have to call now?)
-Ah.... ehm... good day.
- Good Day to you, how may I help you? (Mooooveeee!)
- EEHHm.... My name is XXX and I call from YYY
- Good day to you mr.XXX, please tell me what do you need. (and do it before tomorrow)
- I..how to say...have a problem. You see... I have to go to Tehran
- Sorry? (EH? Go? Does he thinks we're the Club Med?)
- Ehm... you know airplane tickets are expansive.
- I know, but we carry goods, we don't organize bus to Iran
- Yes, I supposed so, but.. but I thought .
- ...... (no please, don't think)
-.... how much do you make me pay to travel with the driver?
- No, no. This can't be done, sorry. (Shit! Another weirdo!)
- If you want I can travel with goods!!!
- The crime of clandestine immigration does exists in Iran to, you know. (Holy crap!! I'm not going to jail for you!!).
- Come on, be a little flexible please!!
- Listen..I'n not going to jail, the drive Neither. Please use common sense burdens.
- You are really rude! I will never ever travel with you!

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Presentezione - Intrduction

do the job of operating a forwarder. My work is seen by many as heavy, stressful, and so on .... what people do not know is how many hilarious surprises this work may be reserved. After seeing a number of discernment and an endless supply of oddities imebcilità I decided to share the joy of being an agent with the rest of the world.


My job is working for an international freight forwarder. Consider This Many People Being jo as stressing, heavy, etc. .... Does what people know is how may exhilarating surprises might reserve. After seeing an interesting amount of weird thing and an infinite stupiditiy supply I decide to share the joy of being a frowarder with the rest of the world.