Bella Donna And Pinky

Geography

Goods to be collected in France for transport Georigia. Pass the order to my vector specifying trust to tell the sender that the goods client of XXX in Tbilisi in Georgia.
The next day I called the mystic carrier with a priceless pearl:

V - The goods we have withdrawn this morning
E - Excellent. When you can bring?
V - For weekend ... abroad is not it?
E - You go to Georgia so I have to charge transport without VAT.
V - Ma .. Where is Georgia?
E - O_O .... O_O The Georiga is in Georgia, Watch which is a state.
V - Ah! Yes! Georgia is ... in Georgia!


Another time like a pearl was created by a customer of genius

C - Hello I need a quote for transport in Iran ...
E - Of course ... I need some information
C - What?
E - City of departure, destination city and details of packages to be transported
C - Then the good part from Imperia and I have to bring it up in Ankara
E - Gulp! Look who is in Ankara Turkey
C - What are you saying! I know very well where it is!
E - Trust Ankara is the capital of Turkey.
C - I know very well where are my customers! What do you think!
E - Listen, do the test ... Ankara circles on google maps.
C - Va Bene
noise of fingers pound the keyboard with the delicacy of a hydrophobic Hun.
E - Then
C - Eeeehm .... here ... he was right.



Probably he is convinced that Moscow and Tehran both in China and Finland.

Gemmy Incredible Lightshow Instructions

HOW TO SURVIVE THE TIMELESS

Finally I'm back to having to repair a long journey (it is only a month, nothing compares with the Erasmus experience, but this time they are really "all alone and miserable"), and I was placed in front of the real problem. I will try to expose it briefly, this afternoon I realized that it needed the following things:

• a door-computer that you can keep your little Netty, otherwise known as the "healthy carrier of the thesis of the Specialist" (also called PSTS);
A beam
• hand, but not too professional ... rather, think about it, almost a small backpack, camping ...
• A bag semi-professional can contain tons of books and documentation that I'll have you back in the next nine months (a pregnant woman less fatigue ...)

I was wandering in desperate Evil Mall (accompanied as always by the Fantastic Evin), when ... Miracle! Appearance! Ecstasy! Eureka! I found it!
Him! The inimitable! The only! The irreplaceable! The

INVICTA!

nb: is not an advertisement, and nobody paid me to write the above ...