The French are not human .... are French. I feel and I see strange people because of my work, but the only people capable of self inchiappettarsi because of its chauvinism are the French.
I had a nice truck imports arriving from Istanbul, with several lots of goods on board. Contact all the recipients for instructions on customs clearance. Then came the French.
When dial phone keep me waiting more or less twenty years, until I answered a very kind gentleman who speaks English perfectly (is not it ironic, he spoke really well). I do leave your email address, around copies of the documents and the request as soon as possible to provide instructions and information to issue documents transit.
After half a day still do not get answered. Send them a reminder.
The next morning I find the receipt, but no answer.
Ritelefono. The friendly Anglophone I swear it's in half an hour I mandarenno instructions. I feel that if we download a bonded warehouse in the account will be salty.
the evening still had not got a shred of response, was also to send me to sweep the sea.
the morning after I write another letter, making a copy of Mr. R. (Big boss bwana you look right!). After another half day with no signs of life by the French.
mid-afternoon I get an email from Mr R, in French, asking these funny guys the same things that I asked myself.
Zacchi! Not even five minutes later comes the reply (in French) with the final addition to a fine "to see early on that it is urgent! We need the goods the day after tomorrow !!!".
I turn to look shocked Mr. R with a seraphic smile that great sage of the mountain (like a Gandalf de no'artri) it comes out:
"I am French, I know I'm not normal!"
